The Devil's Lettuce

Blair Hoyle

Jeffrey Hawthorne

Jaysen Buterin

Cult Leader

Lucky Mangione

The Lettuce Man

J.C. Kingsley

Detective Richard Johnson

Nev Kelly

Father Harold Jones

John Dondero

Chuck

Garrett Mooneyhan

Steve

Hannah Scott-Collins

Allie

Ricky McWaters

The Narrator

Danny Phoenix

Rabbitus Prime

Karen Trivette

Secretary

Dave Harlequin

Rabbit Hole Bouncer